its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck)

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8)

brainy-twilight asked:

Wait, what's this about brain thievery?

facts-i-just-made-up:

theauthorman:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:

  • You have a sudden change of opinion.
  • You can’t remember something you think you’d have remembered.
  • You experience Déjà Vu more than two times in succession, or think you did.
  • You find yourself committing a crime you have no motive to commit.
  • You greet people by recommending a blog you’ve never read.
  • You love someone you should not love, such as Nash Grier.
  • You write to a blog on anon to tell them to stop advertising their novel.
  • You find The Big Bang Theory funny.
  • You find the TV Show “The Big Bang Theory” funny.
  • You see a blinking light saying the FBI has locked your brain due to pornographic thoughts.
  • People find you interesting for a change.
  • Your robotic arms try to strangle you, or those around you.
  • You spend over 30 minutes a day on tumblr.
  • You find you like Gilbert and Sullivan when you’re generally a metalhead.
  • You like metal when you’re generally a gilbertandsullivanhead.
  • Someone tells you, “I hacked your brain.”
  • You quit your job to live out you lifelong dream of writing spam to people you never met.
  • You send all your money to a foreign prince.
  • A “Sponsored” logo appears in the corner of your vision.
  • You actually like Brussels sprouts.
  • Seriously nobody likes fucking Brussels sprouts.
  • They taste like armpits.

I like brussels sprouts :(

YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!!! GET TO A DOCTOR!!!

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